StLPressReleases.com Is Very Pleased To Announce "The First of Many a Poker Tournament"
Who?Executive Host:
Brown
Executive Committee:
Brown, Chinch, Gotti, Hovey
Where?
Brown's House of Wang
When?
Friday November 18th, 7:00pm
How?
Refer to official rules under "important links"
22 Comments:
At least you ranked me in front of the sluts, but my gosh...the lowest ranked guy? Obviously you weren't watching last week. That's ok. I'll make $200 playing poker and a little more betting on myself. I'm also considering a trifecta with the 3 lowest ranked players, as a bit of a hedge.
I'll take the over on the Females in the top 4. Why? B/c I shall be in the top 4. That's right. You go all in against me? I take you out! Booya!
Your odds were based on 2 things, mainly. First, the few times I have entered a tournament with you, you've been out pretty early. Now we can certainly argue that there were explanations for that which had little to do with poker skills, but still. Second, you noted your recent successes at the table. Reversion to the mean inevitably occurs.
Do the odds fluctuate as people start placing their bets? I'm keeping my eyes on a couple of them, and if they go down a little bit, I'm going to buy some contracts.
Odds will be updated daily to reflect betting, additional participants, and nagging injuries during two-a-day practice sessions.
Can you please post odds for final table and not winning it all?
With 10 players, odds for the final table of 8 would be silly. Request denied.
what kind of bookie are you!?!
a fake one...
I have an objection to some of the rules. Chinch, we'll discuss over beer and popcorn while watching Golden Girls reruns tonight. Whoever this DBD cyberfag is better watch his back. The grass cutting prophesy is dead on though...you can all consider yourselves warned.
The rules were drafted by Brown and are being reviewed by the Executive Committee. Requested alterations are welcomed, but we will have the final say prior to the opening deal. And don't forget Empty Nest right after Golden Girls.
I welcome the challenge of being the tournament favorite. I'm considering my bets and will be placing them shortly. The one thing I know for sure is that Dagenais is gonna finish highest amongst the girls. The poker gods love her.
Laguna Beach will be unavailable, but instead we will have live entertainment. I have contracted both Rich Hardesty and Mike Jones to perform at the event. Please bring your party hats.
I really don't know how my odds would change with Laguna on TV. The press estimate of 80-1 seems out of whack. Having seen every episode ever made at least 4 times, perhaps my odds would be improved since I could say the lines to myself without looking at the TV, while others will undoubtedly be distracted by LC's hot tub, etc.
How on Earth have my odds changed again... I do NOT appreciate this at all
The phones are ringing off the hook and Outlook new email notifications are deafening right now. Odds will change daily to reflect this. I need to keep the book of bets balanced so the $200+ I win from the tournament doesn't evaporate when I pay out winning bets.
I see the Dagenais' odds skyrocketed. Is this because of the strong endorsement I gave her? I'd like to see my odds creep up to 6-1 or even 5-1 by gameday, as my game is the best it's ever been.
When does the book close on your lines Chinch?
Good question... I'll take bets until noon on the day of.
Chintz, now that Kathy Chen is officially in, we need her added to the odds list.
You're all idiots. None of you knows how to play poker. I'm gonna win this thing.
Mouth, you better buh-ring it!
"Mr. Son of a Beech...let's play some cards."
--Teddy KGB, "Rounders"
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